Inspired from the Novel written by Ernest Hemingway although I have added a twist. 

In a glass, pour one can of low sodium V8 vegetable juice. Impale two celery stalks with swizzle stick swords.

(Why two celery stalks? because they represent the bull horns)

Blunt the end of the swizzle stick swords by snipping the ends off with scissors. This gives the effect of the blunted sword used in Bloodless Bullfighting that assists in holding the Muleta cape open but not used to harm the Bull. Add salt or seasoning to taste and enjoy!